I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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