I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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