do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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