I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I am one with the molecules
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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