So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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