i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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