Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
time to smoke my breakfast
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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