If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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