im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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