i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
