we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize
