normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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