I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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