quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its about making memories worth repressing
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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