You're so nebulous sometimes
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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