What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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