I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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