Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
