dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
