OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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