The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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