Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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