Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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