So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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