My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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