the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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