YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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