I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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