hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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