No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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