i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
