My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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