Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I have aggressive nipples.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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