i would punch a child for taco bell
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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