Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
