Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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