did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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