I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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