she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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