One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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