We should be called the Road Head Warriors
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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