I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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