Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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