Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
