Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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