i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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