It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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