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say what?
wanna hang out?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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