He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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