Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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