it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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