singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
