She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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