Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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